Go-to Deliverables (on Gabe) Also known as: Len Delivers

On the morning of Christmas,

With bleary-eyed wakings,

ready to relax, And begin the partakings

Of club soda good flavours

But found none waiting

Disabled are we, and fizziness helps

With swallowing gone wonk

And guts that yelp

The Nester’s was closed

Our last hope was the gas

With taxi no service,

Len’s was the cast

“I’m in my PJs” he said,

Getting Christmas music on

“Give me 30 minutes; in 5 I’ll be gone!”

But the co-op was dark

He found with a start

And so he called with heavy heart

“No luck here, nothing to impart”

We thanked him and wished him merry

Promising to write

But later he still

Showed up on the site

“I’m running a promotion,”

He said with a grin

“My 10 000th delivery,

Choose a gift from within!”

I reached inside,

And pulled out soap shaped like beach glass

“You sure you don’t want Shitty Day Tea; a gift for your ass?”

I laughed because I did!

I had heard of this tea

So I exchanged my gift,

Holding the tea with glee.

So while unable

To find an order to provide

He still made sure

That something arrived!

Add a footnote if this applies to your business

Food and sundries to your door, plus large item delivery.